Twitter

Twitter is commonly represented by:

A mole - and sometimes Amanda Holden

A swan - and sometimes a piece of toast

A bird - and sometimes a whale

A goat - and sometimes a giraffe

Mashable is...

A blog about tools to mash things - like potatoes and bananas

A blog about unusual things that can be mashed, inspired by 'Will it Blend?'

A blog about social media and tech

Stephen Fry has a Twitter pub. It is called...

#Stephens

#Thepieandpint

#Frys

#OohMrsMiggins

Quoting people on Twitter is called...

Rehashing

Retweeting

Regurgitating

Recycling

If you follow someone on Twitter it means...

You subscribe to their updates because you find them interesting

You have a right to any superfluous organs

You can dictate what they are allowed to tweet

You are now legally married

The Shorty Awards are...

Awards for the shortest people on Twitter

Awards for the shortest tweets on Twitter

Awards determined by peers, and The Academy, for the best tweeters

Awards determined by Piers and Emily for the poshest tweeters

Follow Friday is...

An opportunity to show who inspires you on Twitter

A marketing opportunity

A passive-aggressive tug of war that clogs up the tweet stream. People should use Lists!

All of the above